Friday, November 16, 2007

.....bEiNg A wiTnEsS.....

“Ma, I love him.” retorted JaJa to Tita Monica (mother of JaJa).

“What do you know of love?” said Tita to JaJa, “, you’re fucking 16!” she continued.

“But Ma… I love him! I love Nestor!” snapped JaJa. Tita, just shook her head.

I watched them both from my room (im one of Tita's boarder), raising my eyebrows. JaJa stormed out of the house. I approached JaJa's mother, “Tita, what’s wrong with JaJa?” I asked.

“I don’t know. I don’t give a shit anymore.” answered JaJa's mother.

Later that day, Tita and I went at Robinsons Mall. We saw JaJa kissing Nestor by the Food Court. Tita was not happy.

“Jason Jaspher Tolentino!” yelled Tita.

That whole afternoon, I watched my Tita bash her older son in front of many people.

*sigh*

Thursday, November 15, 2007

.....Ex GiRLfRiEnD nAnAmAn.....



1. After 1 year of not seeing
each other, muli mong nakita ang ex mo.
Ano ang magiging reaction mo?
* aysus! kmusta? diin ka na sbung?

2 . Saan nakalagay ang picture ng ex
mo?
* sa karton upod na ang sss number ko, nbi clearance ko,
kag iban pa nga papeles!

3. Nakasalubong mo ang dati mong
bestfriend na GF/BF na ng ex mo
ngayon. Ano ang gagawin mo?
* anu tulok mo??? sinumbag ta ka karun!

4. Tinetext mo pa ba ang ex mo?
* nope!

5. May nagbalita sa yo na naaksidente
daw ang ex mo. How would you react?
* ha? diin sya subong??? (buhi pa?)

6. Ano ang naka-entry na name ng ex mo
sa cellphone mo?
* wala na!

7. Kailan ka huling dumaan sa favorite
restaurant nyo ng ex mo?
* dugay dugay na! ka layo bi sang port!

8. When was the last time you heard
news about your ex?
* dugay dugay na! kay gin isolate ko
self ko sa friends namun!

9. Nabalitaan mo na ikakasal na ang ex
mo. Ano reaksyon mu?
* tuod??? san-o??? okay lang ah! (pro
yudifota ma hibi ko akun ya naunahan ya ko!)

10. What's your usual reaction kapag
napapakinggan mo ang theme song nyo ng
ex mo?
* pabungol lang (kuno abi baduy pro sakit)!

11 . After your break-up, ano ang
ginawa mo to recover?
* wala lang! tambay sa port! inum red
horse! (ngita ka tawo nga ma tapungol sa
akun!)

12. Kung meron kang gustong ibigay sa
ex mo, ano yun?
* anu hay???? damu damu nga questions
gid gru! or test questions galin sa
akun! tani masabat ya tanan sakto!

13. Kung gagawing pelikula ang love
story nyo ng ex mo, ano ang gusto mong
maging title?
* Revenge, Ganti, Balus!?

14. Kapag nakipagbalikan ang ex mo,
tatanggapin mo ba sya uli?
* call me back some other time im busy
ryt now! joke! depende gru sa mga
answers ya sa test questions...

15. After nyong mag-break, how long
did it take bago ka makahanap ng iba?
* until now.... single man ghapon status
ko sa friendster! ambot san-o pa ni ma in a relationship ah.
di man ko ya mag
butang its complicated, masal-an naman
ko nga myembro ka federasyon!

1 6. You walk into a restaurant at
nakita mo ang ex mo dining out with a
date. Ano ang gagawin mo?
* ma walk out ko akun ya! take out lang
order ko miss damu langaw di sa place
nyo! di ko kasahu! ay ara da gali kmu???

17. Complete the sentence. "Ang
natutunan ko sa naging relationship namin..."
* TRUST and be HONEST in any kind of love.

18 . Kung bibigyan ka ng Fairy
Godmother mo ng chance to turn back
time, gugustuhin mo pa bang balikan
ang nakaraan nyo ng ex mo?
* yes! and correct all my mistake but i
guess too late na gid!

.....iLoNgGo AkO nGa TuNaY.....



Read this one to find out who you are. Those who laugh are guilty (kay tanan man nga ilonggo guilty). Mga friendz amu ni ang kinalain sang ilonggo sa iban nga lahi ka filipino!

1.Your one peso is pisos.

2. When you're saying "Baw daw
kanami sumbagon" in the sweetest and
most affable, mellifluous, carinoso
tone, confusing the object of your
anger whether to run or to smile.

3. When you go to the SM City or even
in MALL of Asia just to eat kadios, langka
and linaga kag kinilaw and go home after
eating, without bothering to shop.

4. When you look down on other
Ilonggos who use Tagalog or some
other language when speaking with
another Ilonggo.

5. When the first thing you do upon
arriving in Iloilo after being away
for a long time is not to go to some
historic monument but to look for the
nearest Chicken Inasal;batchoy; etc.

6.Your nanay used to make you drink
Mirinda or Royal Tru Orange when you
have a fever, which is supposed to
make you feel better.

7. When you recognize that there are
two main Ilonggo branches: the
ones in Negros Occidental who in the
1960's used spades and picks to
(ginapala kag ginapiko) to shovel
their money into their empty
swimming pools--the tikalon Ilonggos;
and the humble but no less-endowed
Panay Ilonggos who buy cars in cash,
which they carry inside their hats and
their native baskets;

8. Sinamak is a staple in your
dining table (the best Ilonggo
invention if you ask me,was even
banned on airplanes long before 9/11.

9. When you feel very protective of
other Ilonggos, especially when
they are being insulted by the
Cebuanos or Tagalogs.(bring in the old
school street fighter baby!)

10. When you go home to Iloilo and
the first thing you look for is where
to eat the best "Kansi" at the
Shopping area, the most delicious sour
beef stew in the world!

11. When you are able to change the
meaning of a very indecent
word, "iyot" into something far
harmless, just by changing the
intonation or by using "iyog" instead.

12. Your bathroom has at least one
lugod (or one for every family
member


13. Your toyo is patis and your
patis is toyo.

14. Your childhood games include
tumba patis, taksi, panagu-ay, balay-
balay, ins-ins, tin-tin baka, etc.

15. gina snack kon hapon ya datiles,
santol, garangan kag lomboy..

16.............


May idugang kamu??? add sa post comment!

Monday, September 24, 2007

.....eViDeNcE......




Nakita ko ni sa banyo ng isa ka building diri sa iloilo. Ano ayhan ang ginamin nila sang “Don’t leave any evidence behind”? Ahahaha ang naisip ko eh, gin panami lang nanda ang gusto gid nila hambalon... kag amo ini ang...

“di pag bayaan nga ga lutaw ang ebz sa toilet bowl!”

......Si DoCtOr. LuTz.......

maybe he want to be a nurse someday... but what if he change his mind.. and he want to be a doctor???? LUTZ, balus lang ko ha....

Margarita: ka-Bastos man ni ya kay dok man. Nagpakuha lang ko sang blood pressure, ay abaw pina-uba nya gid ko akon ya... !

Inday Timbang: Ako man gani pina-uba ya man, bisan nagkuha lang ko ya sang payong nga nalipatan sang amo ko kahapon...


hahahahhahahahah!

Monday, September 17, 2007

...PaRa Sa NaWaWaLaNg Ex Ko....





supeman! pinatay si captain barbel! hahhahahhahhah! Nanood kami kahapon ang favorite kong superhero (si Superman). Bata pa lang ako eh, idol ko nay un, ginagaya ko nga lagi yun noong bata pa ako, lalambitin ako sa sanga ng puno ng mangga sa may amin tapos feel na feel ko ang paglipad. habang pinapanood ko itong si superman na alala ko tuloy ang X-gf ko (pareho kasi kaming fan i\ni superman). Kasi noong kami, pinaggagastusan namin yang mga collectibles na magazine ni superman!.Kamusta ka na kaya? Ako? Hmn… paano ko ba sasabihin… kontento naman ako, minsan masaya, minsan malungkot, minsan hyper at madalas walang pera at gaya ng inaasahan wala pa din syota, oo.. hindi naman kasi ako katulad ng iba na isang iglap lang eh may kapuluputan na.

Hanggang ngayon eh, “just looking around” pa din ang status sa friendster ko. Nabubwiset na nga ako eh, di ko alam kung kelan magiging, “In a relationship” ang status na yan. Hay, ayoko naman ilagay yung “It’s complicated” at baka mapagkamalan na naman akong isa sa mga federasyon. Kaylan kaya ulit maging “In a relationship” ang friendster ko??? Pag nangyari yun, magpapakatay ako ng manok sa probinsiya at magcecebrate, tapos ililibre ko din sa andoks ang lahat ng tao sa opisina namin, pramis!

Wag mo sanang isipin na di pa ako nakaka-move on, tapos na yun sa akin, kita mo nga at nagagawa ko ng tumawa at muli ay mabaho na naman ako, nagagawa ko na ding kumanta sa CR habang naka-upo sa trono, dati kasi eh kahit sa pag-ebak eh na-iisip kita (ha ha ha, grabe talaga ang kakornihan ko pag inlab, pati ebak nadadamay).

Alam mo maswerte ka kasi nga isa ka sa tinatawag kong “Good ones”, kaya eto ako, si “Better One” naiwan. Alam ko din na malabong mabasa mo itong entry na ito he he he, ala lang, malay mo, may kakilala yung kakilala ng kakilala mo tapos sabihin sa iyo, eh at least magka-usap at magkita ulet tayo.

Pero wag kang mag-alala dahil ala na sa akin yung past, naisip lang naman kita at ako’y nangungumusta.....



Prens pa din naman tayo di ba?

...aNg BLoG nG TaOnG gRaSa.....

This is my new blog. Ito ang Blog ng isang taong grasa na walng kamuwang muwang sa larangan ng kompyoter at may malaking katangahan sa mundo ng pag-ibig.
Iniluwal sa earth sa taong 1981,
tama ka kaibigan,
26 na ako at hindi ako katulad ng iba na kelangan itago ang edad,
wala akong asawa, walang anak (qeustion mark),
walang gerlprend,
at madalas napapagkamalang bading,
hindi ako 'taken',
at palaging galit sa mundo!
Pwede kang mag-tag, at mag-iwan ng komento,
pag maganda ang comment,
approve ko sya pero kung hindi maganda comment mo,
alangan namang i-approve ko di ba?
Syempre reject ko yun,
fair kasi akong tao.
You may find this blog funny most of the times,
sad,
in and out of love,
naughty,
yucky or even brutal but that's just me.
Some say,
I'm too exposed....
but the thing is...
i'm not,
I still have some secrets buried within me...
and I don't intend to write it here...
I prefer to keep it.
Iba ako sa personal sa totoo lang..
mas pogi daw ako sabi ni inay...

...BaKiT kA LuMiPaT?....

Nag-resign na nga ako sa IV call center at ngayon nasa ibang dimesyon na ako ng world may bago na agad akong trabaho, looking back from IV ilang months na rin ako dito sa GMCIUSA. I really miss some of my friends doon, pramis! Syempre excluded dyan yung mga dirty little creatures (ipis). Mami-miss ko din ang mga iba ko pang opismate na nag-resign din haha, wakanangyan.. sabay sabay kami ah.

Kaya last saturday nag get together kami sa apartment ni miss laisa... ang saya sobrang saya ko doon...kasama namin si vangie, veron, mika, glen and some of the pipz.. i cant explain it, ewan kung bakit sobrang saya ko... maybe its because im with the persons na talagang malapit sa akin and they will never turn me down... Naykz! but anyway we talk a lot of thing mga funny memories namin sa IV and ang bonding ng group...

We told them some info's about GMCI, Medyo strict yung nilipatan namin. Entry level lang kami pero mas maganda ang package, offeran ka ba naman ng higher salary (koreng kag ido ga tambling), tapos stable ang company compare sa inalisan ko, American Company (main office sa passaic new jersey) at nagpapamudmod daw ng picture ni Tita Nora Aunor every Christmas hahahahaha!. Yez, tama kayo nawalan ako ng room kung saan sa IV may room ako na may cr dito naman nakahanap na rin ako ng bagong boarding hause, andaming banned na Webcites, ala ng porn! Mahigpit sya dahil ala din daw yahoo mail at gmail. Pero ok lang, malaki naman ang sahod ko eh, pera pera lang yan hahahaha! At oo nga pala, may umiikot na camera overlooking at nag papamudmud ng violation ticket heheheheh! sobrang higpit nga.. kaya kung mangati ang pwet mo.. kakahiya yun kasi kakamutin mo sa harapan ng camerang umiikot hahaha...

Friday, September 7, 2007

...MaGaRbO GiD mAn BaLa?...




ahay...Sa moderno nga pa-nyimpo sbung.. Daw naga mahal na gid ang tanan... Tanan-tanan naga saka na (pante nalang naga panaug)! Ay abaw! bisan pamayo sang pamatan-on naga mahal na gid, di ka kabakal sang isa ka pantalon kung wala ka sais syentos! Isa manlang ako ka pobre nga mangunguma nga nag eskwela sa universidad sang san agustin kag nag ubra sa isa ka call center dri sa iloilo. Sang una, wala gid ko gana mag bakal ukon bisan mag tan-aw manlang sang mga bayu sa ukay-ukay ukon sa mga baratuhon nga mga pamayo sa mercado ukon sa kilid kilid in short indi ko gid hilig ang mga wala tatak nga bayu.. Bisan mag pa upod pa sa akun ang bespren ko nga si tyay leslie wala gid ko gana mag sulod okun mang ukay sa sulod ka magarbo (isa ka klase nga baligyaan sang mga ukay-ukay nga pamayo, may mga branch ini sa marymart mall). kuntra ko gid mag ukay sang mga bayu nga ini kay daw nahigkuan gid ako, daw panilag ko sang mga bayu nga ini daw nagamit na kag kung dimalas ka basi makita ka pa sang tag-iya sang bayu nga gina suob mo iya bayu, ukon mas kalamidad pa gid kung ma jakpatan mo ang bayu sang patay nga gin baligya lang liwat kay nagkaliwan na ang tag-iya.. Pero isa kaadlaw nahagadan gid ako sang mga kaupod ko nga maglagaw kag wala gid ko naglaum nga masulod kami sa magarbo.. abi ko di ni sila kilala magarbo kay kabalo gid ni sila mag dala sang ila nga gina bayo... pag-abot namun sa magarbo kadamu sang tawo nga nagahulat sa pagbukas sang tindahan nga ini may mga estudyante, may mga tambay, may pulis, may majongera, may tigulang, kag na notisyaran ko may mga tawo man nga daw kasosyal gid tan-awon sa ila, indi ka gid mag laum nga masuob ni sila sang bayu nga halin sa ukay-ukay. sang nag bukas na ang magarbo, pamatyag ko daw ma stampede kay gulpi lang nag dinalagan ang mga tawo kag masig-ukay nalang, wala nako kita sang mga kaupod ko kay nagsipang-ukay man sila. ako ya samtang naga lagaw ko sa sulod nga daw tama gid ka saku ang tanan may nakita ko nga babayi nga ginahapo kag gina tabangan sang upod nya (siguro sa subra ka ukay sang mga mayab-uk nga bayu..) may naga binaisay (kuno sya una kita?)... nag palapit sa akun si rangely upod ko sa opisina dala ang isa ka pantalon siling nya baklun ko knu kay nami kag tag-syin (100 pesos) lang.. kanami sang pantalon daw bag-o pa kag nagulpihan gid ako sa presyo, pantalon tag syin???? kag nadugangan pa gid isa ka long sleves, kag nadugangan pa gid isa ka jacket, bale tressyentos tanan... napilitan ko baklun kay tama gid ka barato sa akun bilang isa ka pobre nga kubos nga imol nga patay gutom...
Sa malip-ot nga istorya nami gali ang mga bayu sa magarbo di man ni gali galin sa mga patay ukon kinawatan...mga bayu lang ni gali nga gin export halin sa korea mga may factory defect in short..Kag nag balik pa gid ako didto para magsid-ing ko may ato pa to nga mga manami nga bayu... daw na adik na ko sa magarbo,nami gali didto! next week sweldo didto nako dayun ma dretso!

Monday, September 3, 2007

...WhY dO pEoPLe DeLeTe ThEiR fRiEnDsTeR aCcOuNtS?...



Just some of the reasons I’ve come across over the years… of course they don’t actually admit the reason but it’s usually one of these:
1. They got pregnant or they got someone pregnant.
2. They cheated on someone.
3. They ran away with someone else’s money.
4. They broke up with someone and they’re totally shattered.

5. Public Scandal.

I can name at least three people for each of these reasons…
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Thursday, August 30, 2007

....DiiN nA aNg SwELdO kO???

Why am i sitting at home after 24 hours of my pay day?
Because im damn broke. Why am i broke?
Because i spend almost all of my salary. Why?
Because i need unwind. Why?
Because im so stress. Why?
Because i just need a reason to make myself buy something and blaming it on stress. Why?
Because i really dont need the things that i buy , eg. another shirt , food , earing. Why?
Because i still have a lot of shirts, im fat and that earing is actually not that comfortable to wear in the 1st place. I knew it when i 1st tried it on but i still buy anyways. Why?
Because i cant resist beautiful earings even if it hurts my ear. Why?
Because theres a saying in hokkien ‘want beautiful dont want life’. Why?
Because you only live once , why not be beautiful and im bless with ear that can fit into those type of earings. So why waste it. Im still young to wear it and i dont want to be wearing earing in my left ear on my 80th birthday. Why?
Because my ear will really break that time la!
Ps - Theres another earing that i want to buy but its out of stock in store yet. When its available, you think i should buy ah?

....iM HiT WiTh DePrEsSiOn.....


I think theres something wrong with me. Nowadays , its either im in a very good mood or a very bad mood. Nothing in between.
Good mood behaviour
*Talk non-stop
*Laugh non-stop

*Be nice to everyone
*Up for anything
*Excited about everything

Bad mood behaviour

*Don’t even open my mouth , even when a super cute girl is talking to me (ah! wasted)

*Always angry
*Wish that my life in different
*Don’t even come out from my room if i’m at home
*Thinks that i’m the worst person in the world

*Impatient
*Feels like starting a fight even with my mother and my brother who was just trying to help
*Secretly hopes that the prettiest guy in our office falls down the stairs (i’m so mean)
*Cry non-stop over nothing
*Sometimes , only sometimes k , feels like killing someone (no one in particular) , preferably by stabbing them to death Out of 10 days , 8 days i’ll be in a very bad mood. What is wrong with me??

....WhAt i Am ThiNkiNg NoW....


When am i gonna get my next increment?
When am i gonna get my next promotion?

When am i gonna ever have enough money?
When am i gonna earn P100,000.00 a month?
When am i getting my own house?
When am i getting my 1st car?
When am i gonna lose weight?
How come some people are like that?

How come Perry likes to sleep so much?
How come i am at home on a saturday night?
How come some people are just so good looking?
Why can’t i have a pet tiger?
Why do i like barnuts so much?
Why does my mum loves my brother more?
Why was i in a bad mood that day?
What did i dream about this morning?
Where is the parents of Kokey?
How do they look like?
Oh…Brain working too hard. I got headache d. But still i need to work.

Tuesday, August 28, 2007

....KaPgO! kApOy NgA gOriLLa.....


8:00 a.m. early in the morning! after work, after sleepless night! bisan kapuy na gid ko, bisan daw gin bakul nga gurilya itsura ko... i went to LTO tabuc suba jaro to process my professional drivers lisence after non-prof. My non- prof driver’s license will be expired after one year pa siguro, the license was valid for 1 year wala pa 1 year pro ma pa prof na ko ya knanglan gid mu! Medyo nag init ang ulo ko pag tubang ko sa isa ka empleyado ka LTO, pag katapos sg effort ko mag kadto didto gina pakadto nila ako sa robinsons, didto knu ako ma pa drug test and medical and tsubatsutsunez! anhun ko man bi ang linteks nga drivers license nga ini ky wala man ko salakyan, bisan bisekleta??? Anhun kay kinanglan gd bi mu...
I went to LTO-Robinsons Mall bisan daw malukso na ang akun mata, mayu lang kay daw nka prepare ko bag-ong bakal lang ang shade ko nga daw ash tray ka daku.. Ari namn ang masadya ay.. nagbayad na ko nuh?? everything is okay na, subong kinanglan na ang akun urine specimen.. Ay abaw ma isa na ko ka oras sa cr wala man ko ghapon ka pahingihi, kag nag lawid pa gid ko sa cr kg wala man ghapon, i need to drink something pra ka pangihi ko... tubig, mountain dew, wala man ghapon asta nalang mag hapon wala gid ko ka pangihi....and worst mabalik nman ko bwas para mangihi lang didto....ay shet! as in ay shet liwat! hours from now ma duty ko nga wala ko tinulogan! ambut nalang ah..

anyway, lapit nalng gali concert bamboo! pag nabuta na lawas ni luts ka tatoo meaning on the next day concert na ni bamboo!

Saturday, August 25, 2007

BuLLsHiT tHiNg As A tEaM LeAdEr...........


The supervisor call my attention, its bacause of my dickhead agent who always disobey the rules and metrics of this company where i am currently employed as a team leader. This the worst thing being a team leader of one team or one account in the call center. You are the one who received punishment if one of your agents make eksena on the floor. The funniest thing is that i follow all the rules and metrics to avoid punishment while my agent doing stupid things to call the attention of the upper management and ako ang i-pull out para akigan, Gush! I really want to ask the opinion of Tita Charo, Tita Mel, Tyay Evelyn and Mama munyeka, Anu himuon ko sa agent ko nga tama ka salawayun???? Even my supervisor ask me what to do with him.. Damn!!! tani ma murag-muragan na ini kay natak- an na gid ko daw namit na gid patup- an!!!

FrOm OnE aGeNt To AnOtHeR......


Dear Call Center Agent, Ang hirap ng buhay natin, no? Ngayon pa lang tayo nagsisimulang magkakilala nang mahusay, nagkakaproblema na agad tayo. Hirap pala pag nagkakilala ang dalawang tao online, tapos magkaiba pa ang oras natin. Tulad na lang nung last tayo magkausap sa YM. Patulog ka na, kaka-online ko lang. Medyo awkward pa naman ang daloy ng usapan natin nun, pakiramdam ko napakaboring kong tao. Kaya siguro ako single for 3 years in the running. Tapos ngayon, ang komunikasyon natin eh, via text lang, tapos ganun pa rin, patay pa rin dahil sa schedule. Magtetext ka, tulog na ko; pag magtetext ako, malamang tulog ka or nasa office na. Siguro kaya ako single pa rin kasi maaga ako matulog. Paano pa tayo magde-date nyan? Pag rest day mo, uuwi ka pa sa probinsya, at pagbalik mo, wala ka nang lakas para makipagkita sa akin. Dapat yata umabsent ako sa trabaho para makita ka lang. Ayoko pa naman ng umaabsent. Kaya siguro single pa rin ako hanggang ngayon. Ang gusto ko lang naman eh makausap ka nang matagal, makilala ka ng husto, makasalo sa isang simpleng hapunan, manood ng sine, tumanaw sa kawalan katabi ka. Pero eto, umaasa tayo na sana, magtugma ang ating schedule. Di pa rin ako nawawalan ng pag-asa. Darating din ang panahon natin. Ingat ka lagi. Love, Isa pang Call Center Agent

Friday, August 17, 2007

a letter for someone so special....


bakit ganun, parang everything has changed. kahapon lang, okey tayo. pero now that we're living in our own different dimensions, iba na rin ba? or is it only me? yikes. maybe i've expected too much. we were close. right. kaso baka i've interpreted it in a different light. mahirap talaga yung ganito. maybe you just see me as a friend. a close one, that is. i dont want to tell you how i feel naman kase baka mag-iba yung takbo ng paligid. sabi ng ibang friends, i should let you know my feelings daw. nyek, okey lang sila? i dont want to risk the friendship. alam mo, ngayon ko lang ulet nafeel to. i mean, when we're together, masaya ako. sobra. not because i like you. but because we're friends. nakakatuwa. i could just tell you anything and everything. hindi ako nahihiya. no pretensions whatsoever. kaso ang dami rin diyan na ganun din yung tingin sayo. i know im not the only one. ang friendly mo kase. you could just be anyone's bestfriend. as much as i would like to be your closest, im not demanding you to be. this time, i would teach myself not to expect anything from you. mahirap. ive learned this thing many times already. and this time, i dont want to make things difficult again, specially for me. i have to leave these concerns, of course with the Lord. i thank God for knowing you. for being your friend. kahit hindi bestfriend. ayos lang. thanks. you made me write again. i havent expressed myself maybe for the past months. im back.. and im wanting to write more. but this time, without giving misinterpretations to everything. i would leave things as they are. and if God has a different purpose for the both of us, then so be it. i wouldnt take things in my hand. God will. and i would like to say these matters to Him. Lord, You know how i feel towards this person. i just thank You and i truly appreciate this friendship. at this point, i dont want to expect anything in return. i know how it feels to get disappointed and frustrated, and i just pray that You would take the lead in this friendship. guide my feelings. and if ever, his feelings as well. Lord, if You would lead this friendship into something greater, then thanks! but if You plan otherwise, still salamat pa rin. just hold my heart. i know You have greater plans than i do. and Your thoughts are not like mine. You know what's best. and i would like to entrust You all these things. Father, please please hold my heart. sometimes i just dont know when i can be at my weakest. im willing to give this thing up to Your hands, Father. SALAMAT NG MARAMI. as for you, i dont know if you'll ever know this feeling that i have. i dont know what's next but i know, everything is perfect in God's hands. im giving you up. not because i dont like you anymore. not because im not looking forward of knowing you better.. not because im not eager to spend those brighter days ahead.. but actually, im giving you up because i want God to be God. ive been always praying for you. and it wont end there. to God be the glory. there. im just so happy kase ive learned to give her up last year pa. that was my Christmas gift to God and to myself. enjoy naman ang singlehood at masaya rin dahil siguro mas naa-appreciate ko yung friendship ngayon. wla kase akong ine-expect eh. haha. ang saya niya maging kaibigan. di ko papakilala sa inyo at baka maging masaya rin kayo. hahahaha. may isa lang akong hiling. wish ko lang may blogspot account siya diba. haha. para mapadali ang buhay. :-)

Monday, August 6, 2007

life of being a call center agent

its been almost a month since i got hired and worked as a call center agent.. its been such a bless coz i gotta earn money as my compensation but.. I'm kinda bored! Ive been calling hundreds of pipz in Canada everyday.. sitting in front of my computer. having headset and waiting for someone to answer my call.. that's my everyday routine.. ill just make sure i got coins with me to be able to have a chips in pronto and a free cup of coffee in our very mayaman company.. haaayyy... boring right??? duh! I'm not being nega.. the good thing about my job is that i have this privilage to speak with different kinds of people ( including abnormal, maniac, pschotic etc.).. i think I'm more sociable now, interactive!! that's it folks.. I'm just sharing a bit of my routine everyday.. la kasing line masyadong choppy parang may gyera sa kabilang line..hehehehe!!!

Dear Ate Helen, Kuya Eddie, Ate Mel, Tita Charo, Tiyay Evelyn at Tiya Dely

Para na to sa lahat ng narrator na mahilig mag basa ng liham ng may liham...Sometimes, I make fun of my job but most of the time there are some mistakes that I did not meant to happen... I end up laughing..(harhar..)The following are true stories and not product by imagination. Anumang pagkakatulad ay hindi sinasadya....(ahahahhaha)

Me: For future verification and security of your account, may I have your mother's maiden name?
Customer: Hancock..(she spell out but not clear so i spell it back)
Me: So that would be Hantock..H-a-n-t like tom o-c-k (she confirmed and said yes)
Customer: That is correct..
unfortunately my Q.A got this call and give me mark down for wrong verification, it's not my fault because the customer said yes and i have a deeper reason, i told my Q.A about it that makes her laugh.. "pasensya na ha..hindi kasi ako greenminded..malay ko ba na Hancock talaga iyon..hahaha.."my officemate Kevin was there and told me same thing
Kevin: ako nga eh...ung sa e-mail ad spell ko ung cox.net sabi ko so that would be cox..c-o-c-k-s dot net..
Me: ahahahhaha..at least hindi talaga ako greenminded! kakahiya sa customer yung spelling mo...ahaha..Meron pang isa na from Georgia, karamihan sa mga taga Georgia magkakaboses parang nagrarap lang at mejo mahirap maintindihan dapat ginagaya sila para magkaintindihan kayo..heheh..I have this caller na start pa lang ng call sir na ang tawag ko sa kanya..then afterwards hindi na siya sumasagot..sabi ko sir..sir..are you still there..biglang sumagot.."Im not a sir, I'm a ma'am.." buti napigilan ko tawa ko...pero grabe talaga un..pasensya na boses lalaki ka..*Meron pa, pag pinag-phonetics ang mga Kano..grabe..mttwa ka tlga, sabi nila..so that is Q like cucumber..Z like xerox E like apple..hindi mo alam kung nagpapatawa lang ba...*agent asking for credit card expiration dateAgent: may i have your expiration date?*Friend ko may caller na disable and working at same time..my friend: may i have your occupationcaller: i'm a painter and also disableMy friend: oh..that's great!According to her "that's great" daw kasi kahit disable nagwowrk p rin pero sabi namin iba rin yung dating..parang "that's great" kc dsable sya..heheh*Scripted opening spielAgent: Thank you for calling Mobility Products Unlimited my name is---how are you doing today?Customer: i'm doing great..Agent: Oh..im sorry to hear thatthey expect that all caller are not in good condition bcoz mobility products are for dsable people...ok naman sya bket sorry to hear that pa???*Maarte ang mga Kano ayaw kumausap ng Indian, may isang agent na sinagot ang customer sa sobrang inisCustomer: Are u an indian?Agent: No..are you?******Sa sobrang dami ay hindi ko na mabilang, kpag ngresign ako cguro ma-mimiss ko yung mga ganitong scene..heheh..*******mga call center agents dyan..dagdag naman kayo ng nakakatawa nyong experience sa job nyo..